If any of our fans in the DC area found a used tube of topical ointment, please return it to Sunshyne immediately.

Thanks,
The Management

Great news all!

This coming next last Wednesday Penn-Six will be voted funniest group on campus by a group of our peers.  Both the prosecution and defense have argued their cases, and our chanceoxs look pretty good.  In order to support us, please watch our video MoneyShot; if it receives enough views the University will claim us emperor.

In other news, the coin landed on “side”, so join us at Ruby Tuesday’s immediately! (Burnsy’s paying)

THANKS FOR COMING OUT TO THE PENN SIX SHOW!!! We had a blast and we know you all did too.

For those of you who missed out:

In a highly unlikely turn of events, Penn Six reinstates Burnsy. Mistake? We hope so.
Learn more about him and the other New Guys here.

Penn Six Presents Inner:Honor.
Saturday, March 21, 9:00 pm
Irvine Auditorium (34th and Spruce)
Tickets: $5 at the walk
$7 at the door

Check us out on YouTube!

I paid for it.

<3 Dozdik