Penn Six Decrees: Wharton Kids are Not SEAS
Saturday, November 7, 8:17 pm
Zellerbach Theatre in the Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts (37th and Walnut)
Tickets: $5 on the walk
$7 at the door
Thanks to all of you who came out to see us yesterday at Spring Fling. We really hope you enjoyed our performance. More importantly, we hope you liked Slymer roaming the audience during the performance instead of singing. We hope you got to interact with him; and if you didn’t, well, you missed out.
Secondly, I would just like to make a statement: “Sniffy’s mom has got it going on”. “Sniffy can’t you see, you’re just not the squirrel for me. I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Sniffy’s mom.”
This coming next last Wednesday Penn-Six will be voted funniest group on campus by a group of our peers. Both the prosecution and defense have argued their cases, and our chanceoxs look pretty good. In order to support us, please watch our video MoneyShot; if it receives enough views the University will claim us emperor.
In other news, the coin landed on “side”, so join us at Ruby Tuesday’s immediately! (Burnsy’s paying)